Me: You don't need to see my web directory.

Random web surfer: I don't need to see your web directory.

Me: This is not the page you're looking for.

Random web surfer: This is not the page I'm looking for.

Me: I can go about my business.

Random web surfer: You can go about your business.

Me: (to you) Move along.

Random web surfer: Move along. Move along.